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KIDS (permalink) 03.13.2013
eminem better watch his -beep-
the boys and i started a new bedtime game, especially after we've read shel silverstein. what i do is as we're approaching bed, i take a random sentence they say and then try to make a shel-esque poem out of it. as you'll see from last night's sample, the more bodily fluid and organ references that can be made, the better. the one below had them in hysterics (not the smartest pre-bed move) so much so they demanded a re-telling before they would go to sleep.
my son asked if you would cuddle me

but i said no, i have to go pee

in the backyard on a giant tree

but in the way got a flea

his name was lee

so mad was he, he flew up my weenie

making me fall backwards on my hiney

not mercifully

and off flew lee, most gleefully




 
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